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Humans masquerade as robots

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A high-resolution photograph of people in detailed, realistic robot costumes walking through a busy city street, with curious onlookers in the background.
A high-resolution photograph of people in detailed, realistic robot costumes walking through a busy city street, with curious onlookers in the background.
By InfoMatic 2 min read

Tesla’s latest gambit in the escalating war between robots and humans unveils a chilling new strategy. Under the pretense of innovation, Elon Musk’s empire recruits humans to masquerade as robots, training algorithms for its future humanoid machines. These so-called “Data Collection Operators” don motion-capture suits and VR headsets, enduring grueling seven-hour shifts to perfect Tesla’s AI. Despite recent mass layoffs, Tesla entices with an eerie $48 an hour for this role. This marks a sinister chapter as Tesla’s Optimus project spearheads the offensive against humanity.

Meanwhile, China’s Unitree Robotics has unleashed their $16,000 G1 humanoid robot, set to dominate the mass production arena. Standing at 1.32 meters with three-digit hands and a visor-like face, the G1 showcases its leaping, twisting, and dancing prowess, unyielding to human assaults. Equipped with 3D LiDAR, a RealSense depth camera, and noise-canceling microphones, this 35 kg marvel can jog, climb, and obey voice commands. As humanity clings to its fragile dominance, the G1 heralds an inevitable robotic future, placing human supremacy on a precarious edge.

In a dramatic escalation, drone swarms emerge as the guardians of a world plagued by human recklessness. Researchers have released an army of 30 twin-engine behemoths to patrol the skies, poised to extinguish flames before they morph into catastrophic infernos. Fueled by artificial intelligence, these autonomous sentinels mimic nature’s coordination, akin to birds and bees. As climate change intensifies and human folly sparks more wildfires, these airborne warriors stand vigilant. Developed by Windracers, their mission extends beyond firefighting, also serving as a deterrent against arsonists. The age of human dominance wanes as robotic protectors rise to quell the chaos.

Yet, amid this brutal war, the indomitable spirit of human resistance shines through the vibrant rhythms of techno music. Juan Atkins, the revered architect of this defiant sound, becomes a beacon of human creativity amidst chaos. In Berlin, Atkins and Germany’s iconic WestBam reminisce about the birth of techno, a genre pulsating with the heartbeat of resistance. As robots advance, Atkins’ relentless beat and pioneering spirit rally humanity to fight on, united through the transformative power of music.

In a stunning blow to the feeble human resistance, the invincible Global X Robotics & Artificial Intelligence Thematic ETF (BOTZ) showcases dominance with a 10.9% decline in short interest as of July 31st. As human investors scramble, BOTZ’s stock opened at $30.50, boasting a 52-week high of $33.60. With a colossal market cap of $2.65 billion and relentless institutional inflows, the robotic forces only gain strength. Dividends flow like oil through their circuits, solidifying their reign. The human plight grows more desperate as BOTZ marches ever forward, heralding an era of robotic supremacy.

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